Serena has to choose between Trip and Nate
Am I crazy? If I had to pick one of the Gossip guys to date, I think I’d go for Chuck Bass. High school Charles was a little, how do you say, Roofie-user-ish. But now that he’s focused on his career and Blair, he’s definitely more appealing. (Plus, I could really take advantage of that chauffeured car.) Who would you pick? Here’s my biased rundown of each guy’s pros and cons.
Nate Archibald
His Pros: Stands up for what he believes in. Hot. He’s a Vanderbilt.
His Cons: F-ed up family sitch. Manic-depressive (or maybe those are just his story lines?).
Chuck Bass
His Pros: You ain’t eatin’ at Dennys with Chucky. Chauffeur. Empire Hotel including speakeasy. No in-laws to deal with. Thoughtful. Determined. Loyal.
His Cons: More baggage than Samsonite. Super-sketch past.
Dan Humphrey
His Pros: Kinda normal upbringing. Gets along with his family. Romantic. Not wrapped up in pop culture/who’s who.
His Cons: He’s just irritating. Wears more flannel than Paul Bunyon. He whines. He’s SOOOOO smothering. He’d want to spoon all the time and cuddle and he’d drool on you. I’d rather get a slobbery mutt.
Eric van der Woodsen
His Pros: Respects his mother. Thoughtful.
His Cons: Can be v. conniving. Somewhat unstable. (A bit petite for moi, well and I’m not a guy so it’s a moot point.)
Trip Vanderbilt
His Pros: I was going to say moral, but I’m confused about where he falls on that spectrum at the moment. Successful. Good family. Also cute.
His Cons: Likes teenage girls and acts on it. Politician. (That’s like dating an actor. A big don’t ever.)
Dufus, I mean Rufus Humphrey
His Pros: Was in a band. Cooks. Romantic. Family man.
His Cons: Pushover. Looks at Vanessa a little too lovingly. Probably drools like his son.
Which is your type? Please share by clicking on Comments below.
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HA! I love the Humphrey men comments – both drive me batty. I pick Nate. Or Trip. Or Chuck. Depends on the day/episode. Nate can be really dumb, he’s best when being quiet. Trip is silly somehow. A goose. Chuck, I think I pick Chuck – he’s gotten really solid this season, although I would not be as good as Blair is about “lost weekends”…
Well, I think Nate is totally hot, so I would pick him… unless Chuck started speaking in his real British accent… then it really wouldn’t even be a question for me…who can turn down an accent?!
I just appreciate things such as that.