Serena has to choose between Trip and Nate

Am I crazy? If I had to pick one of the Gossip guys to date, I think I’d go for Chuck Bass. High school Charles was a little, how do you say, Roofie-user-ish. But now that he’s focused on his career and Blair, he’s definitely more appealing. (Plus, I could really take advantage of that chauffeured car.) Who would you pick? Here’s my biased rundown of each guy’s pros and cons.

Nate Archibald

His Pros: Stands up for what he believes in. Hot. He’s a Vanderbilt.

His Cons: F-ed up family sitch. Manic-depressive (or maybe those are just his story lines?).

Chuck Bass

His Pros: You ain’t eatin’ at Dennys with Chucky. Chauffeur. Empire Hotel including speakeasy. No in-laws to deal with. Thoughtful. Determined. Loyal.

His Cons: More baggage than Samsonite. Super-sketch past.

Dan Humphrey

His Pros: Kinda normal upbringing. Gets along with his family. Romantic. Not wrapped up in pop culture/who’s who.

His Cons: He’s just irritating. Wears more flannel than Paul Bunyon. He whines. He’s SOOOOO smothering. He’d want to spoon all the time and cuddle and he’d drool on you. I’d rather get a slobbery mutt.

Eric van der Woodsen

His Pros: Respects his mother. Thoughtful.

His Cons: Can be v. conniving. Somewhat unstable. (A bit petite for moi, well and I’m not a guy so it’s a moot point.)

Trip Vanderbilt

His Pros: I was going to say moral, but I’m confused about where he falls on that spectrum at the moment. Successful. Good family. Also cute.

His Cons: Likes teenage girls and acts on it. Politician. (That’s like dating an actor. A big don’t ever.)

Dufus, I mean Rufus Humphrey

His Pros: Was in a band. Cooks. Romantic. Family man.

His Cons: Pushover. Looks at Vanessa a little too lovingly. Probably drools like his son.

Which is your type? Please share by clicking on Comments below.