The Lady and her Liquids

by Sarah

I love these “health and wellness”  Neuro drinks, and wish my fridge was stocked to its frosted gills with them. I am one of those lazy kids at heart who always wished my water was sugary kool-aid instead, and drinking the pure, taste-less real thing was akin to homework. At 35 cals a bottle and 0 grams of fat, Neuros are guilt-free, but what they’re not free of is added, effective benefits. (Hence the term “Functional Drinks”).  There’s a Neuro for everyone— and that goes for celebs too– fans include  Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, Hayden Panettiere, and Paris Hilton. Lemme run you through real quick.

I love the NeuroBliss. It tastes fresh, like grapefruit (they’re all pretty fresh) with a light fizzy taste. But the result is a little boost– kind like bottled Prozac lite. This is the one I’ve seen Lindsay Lohan sipping at the clubs. (Not personally, in photos).

For the fitness types or wannabes, there’s NeuroSporti (presently sitting by me on my desk, reminding me yoga awaits). This one’s  got a citrusy taste and is super refreshing. It comes packed with electrolytes and promises to rehydrate your worked-out bod quickly.

Neurogasm tastes like berries, gives you energy, and gets your bloody flowing. Ahem.

NeuroSonic is also one of my faves. This one gets your brain moving  (with caffeine and L-theanine) in a light and refreshing way–i.e. not heavy like a latte. Bonus for this one, because it’s the flavor Lady Gaga drinks in her “Paparazzi” video.

NeuroTrim works hard to burn cals and speed metabolism– while giving you the sense that you don’t need to eat everything right now before it grows legs and runs off your plate.

NeuroSleep makes me fall asleep — which is what I was looking for.  It’s safe and natural (using Magnesium and Melatonin).

You can buy your own 12 packs of Neuro here.

Tags: Functional Beverages, Neuro

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