Lil J, who is supposed to be “grounded” wakes up next to Nate in yet another of his shirts and nothing else. Really Nate? Remember all the troubs you got in for that last time? SIGH.
Love it, Blair just called Chuck “That Basshat”
Georgina’s back! And blond! Thank God.
I’m not usually a Trachtenberg fan (and not sure how many of them are there considering her hosp drama Mercy was just canned) but her spiel on Russia being cold and scary with no designer jeans was pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Jenny’s stringy straw extensions will be the death of me
Serena’s morning hair when she wakes up next to Dan is ama-zing
I love the shot of Penn Badgely and Blake Lively spooning- glimpse into real life!
Jenny just sent the pic of them to Gossip Girl– she really needs to be put down.
Blair: “Isn’t that a lil ’08 like maxi dresses and Miley Cyrus?”I kinda think her old boyfriend/old clothes analogy- how they might still fit but you should NEVER wear them again– is brillz
Dan to Serena: “Wait, are you friends with Vanessa?” Great question.
Serena keeps fishing for Dan to say the kiss meant more to him– it’s not that she cares about him (or anyone really), just all she has is male affirmation. Also, rude that we didn’t get to see the kiss. Why do you think we tune in? For chaste morality tales? No.
Omg Chace Crawford go back to acting school. You are so wooden. I’m so glad you’re not going to stink up the Footloose remake!
Ugh- again- when you look like Serena you can get away with anything. Nate just took her back.
Jenny is such a creepy witch. She’s in spidery black clothes hovered over her cellphone like it’s her evil cauldron.
Btw, her “grounded” outfits are effing ridic. Just once I’d like to see her in sweatpants. PINK sweatpants.
Whoa, whoa, whoa: outside on the street in Brooklyn, did Dan really just cheerfully trill to Dorota “the miracle of life, growing inside of you!”
Blair: “I’m in luck- two smackdowns for the price of one!”
When are Blair and Dan gonna date to make the circle complete?
Uy. Rufus just told Little J she has to move out of the city and all Taylor Momsen will give the scene is a few fake sniffles.If she ate something shed have a little more energy to cry.
WHOA Serena. Hooker in the hospital alert!!! Look at that cleavage! Are you honestly trying to steal attention from a newborn baby?
What is this weird mobile app Nate is using to send GG to Vanessa in Haiti? Also, what movie is Jessica Schzor filming that she couldn’t show up for the finale?
Jenny just crept into the Bass cave. Not good. Is that a 16 year old drinking scotch? I bet she feels soooo cool right now. Grounded 4 life.
Omg serena your red hooker hospital shoes… is the wardrobe dept just effing with us?
I love Blair and Chuck’s reunion, but this moment is fleeting…. Ugh I’m scared.
Weird– Jenny’s shoes don’t match in her hospital crying scene– anyone else notice that?
Her “don’t touch me!” to Erica was so dramz– but very 16 yr old angsty.
Wow, wow, wow. Kudos Leighton Meester in her Chuck betrayal scene. Chills. They should just rename GG “The Blair Waldorf Show.”
Um so everything’s fine w Jenny now? Because she’s happily moving to her mom’s they all act like she didn’t try to sabotage them all season? You are all ENABLERS. She needs to learn real lessons ppl!
Really Eric that’s the best u can do? “Who’s gonna dump yogurt on my head?” Are all the writers already on vacation and just texting lines in on layovers?
Why are Serena and Blair acting like they don’t always run off to Paris together?
Serenas lounging/reading magazines while Blair packs outfit– fancier than prom. She’s a hoot.
But S’s metallic motorcycle jacket she throws on in the limo is heaven.
Omg Georgina’s huge ass belly– No way that’s Dan’s. No. way.
Chuck getting shot was so theatrical and West Side Story. On the flip side, I hope he’s ok. I wouldn’t watch GG without Chuck and Blair.
See you next season!!
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when jenny was hugging everyone good bye, you could actually see where her ratty extensions attached to her head. maybe penn and blake don’t want to feel like america is really watching them make out and that is why the kiss was not filmed? has everyone forgotten that chuck tried to RAPE jenny in the first season? What the frack. is G really preggo? rufus is such a goldfish – he always grounds jenny but never enforces it – she’s in a loft in brooklyn by herself and she always leaves. i’m totally ok with her leaving the show. in real life, rufus would totally still be stinging from how everyone trusted daddy v.d.w. over him – but again, goldfish. dorota’s facial expressions are priceless, but her lines are horrible (the facebook one, in particular). xo
AHAHAHAHAHA! Love it. Yes, SO sick of Jenny, glad she’s going away, come back cute Jenny, no more trash, eh? I’m so bummed this was the finale – feels like GG just returned, and now its gone again. Love the blog, totally cracks me up!
it’s like this post was written out of the running dialog in my head during my viewing.
the mismatched shoes, serena’s redonkulously slutty hospital outfit, the TOTALLY crazy mobile ap…these are all things i was shouting at my tv much to my cats’ horror.
the only thing not covered was the fact that if you watched the one tree hill finally right before the gossip girl finale you’d experience deja vu. since they chose to end BOTH SHOWS with a main character getting shot. comon’ CW. come. on.
cant wait for next season.