Meg and Me
If I get invited to one more party packed with celebrities like Robert de Niro and Colin Firth I’m not going. I don’t know how many more nights I can take sharing the same air with good-looking celebrities draped in designer duds and diamonds. And if you haven’t picked up on my sarcasm by now then I’m never taking you to one of these parties with me! Just kidding! I’m kidding about everything, well, just the sarcasm because I had one of the best nights I’ve ever had in Los Angeles on November 5th at the British Academy of Film & Television Arts’ Annual Britannia Awards. Let me break it down for you:
The night started off with a fabulous reception sponsored by Beefeater 24. I went for the “London 24” it consisted of: refined sugar, lemon juice, Beefeater 24 gin and Perrier-Jouet Champagne! Yummy, yum, yum! As I sipped my cocktail (as sophisticated as one can possibly sip) I took in the stunning scene (I’m not talking about you Meg). Beautiful people aside (now I’m talking about you Meg), the Philippe Starck-like furniture and dim lighting set the perfect ambiance for the night that was about to unfold.
I sat down at table 54 to a beautiful plate of tomato, mozzarella and basil awaiting me. Before I even took a bite I overheard (actually, she was intentionally loud, so I overhead nothing!), regardless, I heard, “We are in California, can’t they at least get decent tomatoes?” Then the entrée, Chicken Wellington, all I have to say is my table started talking about how bad British food is even when you aren’t in Britain.
Celebrity Interlude: Freida Pinto sitting at dinner, GORGEOUS. Minnie Driver, very pretty and skinny! Benicio del Toro, no comment. Dev Patel, cute! Not cuter than Freida Pinto, but cute! Oh, I stood in line for the ladies room next to Claire Danes, mmmhmm. Jealous? I thought so. Onto dessert! It was divine! It was a chocolate sponge cake inside hard chocolate…heaven!
The big show! Celebrity galore! Ok, so at the Britannia Awards, BAFTA is basically honoring actors and filmmakers (there are no surprise winners, the honorees know ahead of time). However, there were lots of celebrity surprises!
Arnold Schwarzenegger presented Kirk Douglas with the Britannia Award for Worldwide Contribution to Filmed Entertainment. Comments: Arnold, surprisingly HOT (please don’t judge me, maybe it was his suit or maybe it was the Beefeater Gin, either way, I liked what I saw). Kirk Douglas was adorable and it was amazing to see someone who has evolved with the movie industry.
Ewan McGregor presented Danny Boyle with the John Schlesinger Britannia Award for Artistic Excellence in Directing. Comments: Ewan, sexy! First thing I looked for was a wedding ring and alas, there was one! Danny, amazing director, I love Slumdog Millionaire and Trainspotting.
Amy Adams presented Emily Blunt with the Britannia Award for British Artist of the Year. Comments: Amy was adorable and truly seemed honored to give the award to Emily. Emily, she looked very pretty and her man John Krasinski (Jim from The Office) is a lot manlier in person and looked very handsome in his tux.
Tom Ford presented Colin Firth with the BAFTA/LA Volvo Humanitarian Award. Comments: If you love fashion then you love Tom Ford, so this was a particularly big moment for me because never in my wildest dreams did I think I would see Tom Ford (sexiest man ever) standing next to my high school love Mr. Darcy (aka Colin Firth). I love you both. I was so impressed by Firth’s humanitarian efforts for Oxfam International and his tenacity in fighting fair-trade. It was lovely to see someone use their celebrity for good and be awarded for it.
Last, but certainly not least, Ben Stiller presented Robert de Niro with the Stanley Kubrick Britannia Award for Excellence in Film. Comments: Ben, very funny and very short. Robert, who is also referred to as “Bob” by friends was humble and gave off a sweet vibe – as an Italian I was very excited about this celebrity run-in, I called Papa Salerno first thing the next morning!
All in all, my celebrity filled evening was a success. Next time maybe Tom Ford can be my date. Hey! A girl can dream right?
Lauren lives in L.A. and writes about fashion and beauty and everything fabulous. Check out more at glow.com.













SUCH a fun night! Colin F — so cute. Ben S — HI-LAR. Yummy cocktails…and Lauren! The ingredients for a good night.
Love this! Sounds like you had a blast. Jealous you saw Tom Ford. The Arnold comment is questionable…..
You had to be there to understand! I think it was the nice suit…